Yes, we do know you're doing it, and we do know who. Hi there.
Here's a polite request that you stop submitting pointless, non-fandom related secrets because
A) they will not cause the wank you want with the people you want (and yes, we do know who they are, too), since they won't be posted anyway
B) it only makes it harder for the mods, who have to sort through all of them and mark them all down not!fandom or not!secret before we post
C) it will cause wank with people you do not want wank with, namely, us
D) we can probably report your IPs and usernames to LJ for premeditated organized harrassment
So, please stop. Thank you! (: